My upcoming young adult fantasy novel "Jjeremy Chikalto and the Hazy Souls" has officially changed its title to "Jeremy Chikalto and the Hazy Souls." Ambitious, right?
I just got back from a farmers market stroll with the babers. Everyone's always like, "Aww! Hey baby! Hey baby! Blaaarrrghhhufff" and they wave and click and make faces and each time I have to plaster a fake smile to my face. I'm happy that strangers interact with my baby because she's entertained, but why do I have to be involved? I just want to buy some apples.